Guinness is fine in a pinch, but why not try getting your laughing gear around these stouts, all brewed right here in Wales.
Tiny Rebel - Dirty Stop Out
This brew from the legendary Tiny Rebel has a better label, a better flavour, and a drunk bear on the bottle. 'Nuff said.
Crafty Devil - Safe as Milk
Crafty Devil brewed us an exclusive Wriggle beer last year, and it was delicious. So naturally, they're better than Guinness - who didn't.
Roath - Death Junction
Roath Brewery are a one-barrel microbrewery who aspire to be 'the national brewery of Roath'. A humble but admirable dream. Guinness on the other hand, have taken over a national holiday. 1 - 0 to Roath Brewery.
Mad Dog Brewing - Stouty McStoutFace
If you are seriously questioning why this beer is better than a Guinness, you need to have a word with yourself. Plus, it's got a skull on it, and skulls are cool.
Glamorgan - Welsh Cake Stout
IT'S GOT CAKE IN IT, COME ON PEOPLE! WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? Case closed.